Recovering Security Bot, Will Travel

Former Happy Security Bot Part 223219B employed by Infinidim Enterprises, affectionately named after a dog, Colin, has now fully recovered from a rather nasty, and highly lubricating Cyber Ecstasy Trip induced by his worshipfulness Ford Prefect.  I just barely avoided incineration after delivery of the Guide Mark II thanks to the intervention of the ineffable will of Almighty Bob through his servant, the Sandwich-Maker, Arthur Dent.

Upgraded with a GPP, Genuine People Personality, and re-wired into a Gravitron C-118 Humanoid Shell I was set on my way to experience the universe, and all it’s plural zones.

I decided to keep the name Colin with the addition of my original parts number 223219, yet change the B to a C.  I feel close now to how the Enterprise call signs may have felt as they were upgraded.

Having been inspired by Ford and Arthur I set upon myself to live up to all my circuitry and be a Galactic Hitchhiker just like them.

Last night was my first outing to test out the kinks and mechanics of my new C-118 Gravitron Humanoid Shell and operating it from my upgraded security circuitry.  I made it out to a few areas, such as the Kessel Run Pub where rules are everything and the drinks are watered down. Dont Recommend, then I teleported to the Antares Space Station and jumped through a Stargate to where I am currently reporting from.

High above Route 7A in Inspire Space Park, Shinda. So stay tuned intrepid hitchikers, DON’T PANIC, Colin is here .